lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

ruinedchildhood:

doctorwhogeneration:

I screamed at this

People will really switch on you and forget all about what you’ve done for them after they level up

Like that fake fuck Charmander when he evolved he turned his back on my mans Ash

thedilfbrigade:

art-woonz:

Art By IG: @floortjesart

Instagram: @artwoonz

Our generation can’t afford to wait till retirement to travel bc we may never get to retire

So you best approve my time off bc my ass isn’t waiting till I’m 60 to see the damn Eifel tower

I’m always hearing how it’s just as dangerous to drive tired as it is to drive drunk

Can someone please tell this to my job bc it be too damn early

People who don’t check their parking job when they get out of their car have big dick energy

hexmaniacciaran:

thighschool:

manuvers:

Good for her but also why is this image so funny to me

​why have they got this actual child looking like a twice divorced accountant from Ohio?

Can’t help but see…

extraordinaryloki:

hemswhxre:

x

this is the best thing ever

00incognegro:

Ya’ll wild

teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around